Thursday, September 02, 2010

Terrorist in church

Something sweet to read...

Got this from a friend...
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Beware of Terrorist Groups in Church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating
in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin
Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body
of Christ.  The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and
to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the
name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in
the church.  Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not
blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of
Christ.  We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different
characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin
Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!

(However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.)

1 comment:

Melissa said...

Hahaha! This is REALLY nice :)